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Martyn Young
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Captain, aka, Tex
D.O.B. 06/11/82
Position, Scrum Half
Experience Rumney Youth
Type of player, Frustrated Rugby League Player, learnt the high tackle when went North, Spent a day at the seaside in Breacon, always was a confused child).
Speciality, Letting side play with 14 men while he can observe from the touchline for 10 minutes, to see where improvements can be made.
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Graham Matthews
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Aka Coach.
D.O.B. 28/01/65
Position, Centre/Wing
Experience Only Jack Nicolas has had more Clubs
Type of player, Quite, Mild mannered and considerate always allowing the opposition the right of way.
Speciality, Can turn a good pint into a feast.
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Matt Phillips
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Aka, Gas
D.O.B. ????
Position, Centre
Experience Unsure from across the border, where they play a game called, Rugger.
Type of player, Big Strong runner would be good if he took the ball with him.
Speciality, Due out soon his latest book on “How to kick a ball with a three man overlap outside you” which will be followed by “How also to kick badly”
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Douglas Powell
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Aka, Wugga
D.O.B.3/07/75
Position, Outside Half
Experience Newport Youth, Old Pens, Glam Wnds, Wales U16’s
Type of player, Big Basher, Known for pace of the mark
Speciality, The Big Bash, ask any body who tries tackling him
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Peter Mees
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AkA, Blinkers, Scoff Gibbs, Pie Guts, Pizza the Hut
D.O.B. ????
Position, Soft Centre
Experience Served apprenticeship at BP RFC back in 1980's, should soon be ready to play a game within the IRB rule book.
Type of player, Once compared to Scott Gibbs, when Mr Gibbs, went to sue for defamation of character, it was understood the comparison was only made when Mr Gibbs visited a kebab shop and ordered for a party of 10, only a starter for Peter.
Speciality Warm up before a game consists of 30 minute sit down, where he likes to get it all out of him.
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Paul Taylor
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Aka, Bobby Buochey
D.O.B. ????
Position Waterboy
Experience Welsh water apprenticeship, PHD in H20.
Type of player, Knows when to move, quick on feet and full strength in arms for any tough tap.
Speciality, Filled 6 water bottles in under 30 seconds dont ask what with.
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Tony Dean
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Aka, Is Tony playing Saturday ?
D.O.B. ????
Position Prop
Experience Llantwit Major, Dinas Powys
Type of player, Doesn't care much for the tackling side of the game, but will go into that unknown land of the front row, where a back will never go.
Speciality, Unselfishly will drop the ball over the line as does not want the boys to waste their money on a yard of ale.
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Wayne Storey
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Aka, Lobster
D.O.B. 09/10/82
Position, Flanker
Experience Rumney Youth
Type of player, Loving and caring, enjoys hugging opposition and relieving them of the ball.
Speciality, Ripping Balls
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Graham Burke
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Aka, Frankie Lampard
D.O.B. 25/05/82
Position, Flanker
Experience, Rumney Youth
Type of player, Cool, likes to hang with the backs on the feild, must be due to the backs being better looking than the forwards.
Speciality, Lot to learn in the hair dept.
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Anthony Williams
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Aka, Willo
D.O.B. 11/04/66
Position, Prop
Experience, Wide and varied career, much travelled player moving from lounge bar to skittle alley and to back bar with ease.
Type of player, Always looking at new ways to join a maul or ruck, and will be releasing new guidebook, "How to come in from the side."
Speciality, Terrorising opposition with those close range charges, but does let them have the ball once makes contact with them.
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Scott Mills
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Aka, Scotty
D.O.B. ????
Position, No 8
Experience, District, Vale, County (of course where, we dont know)
Type of player, No 8 who likes to run with ball in hand, only the rest of team would like to let someone else play with it sometimes.
Speciality, Where found most games, keeping an eye on his best pal Spam at fullback.
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Lee Walters
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Aka, Spam, Grounds keeper Willy
D.O.B. 9/08/74
Position, Full Back
Experience, Mud wrestling Championship 98/99.
Type of player, Loves a hand off, never one to avoid a chat with opposition.
Speciality, Running out of defence, just cant kick the ball.
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Toby Warren
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Aka, Tightass
D.O.B. 18/12/80
Position, Prop/Hooker
Experience, Swansea uni Rugby league (explains a lot)
Type of player, For a small guy is totally committed.
Speciality, falling asleep, while out on the beer.
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Nick Thomas
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Aka,
D.O.B. 27/09/77
Position, Hooker
Experience, Bute St, City Rd
Type of player, Donkey
Speciality, The banana throw, and how to delay a line out with a throw in or did he really fall asleep when throwing that ball in.
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John Thomas
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Aka, JT, Johnny 5's
D.O.B. 27/07/73
Position, Centre/ Winger
Experience, Barry RFC
Type of player, Fast, good when can catch a ball.
Speciality, Impersonating a greyhound with running or does he really just like chasing rabbits.
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Richard Gully
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Aka, Arkwright
D.O.B. 8/04/75
Position, Winger
Experience, Good on 10 items only till.
Type of player, The action man of the team, has been known to camouflage up before a game.
Speciality, Can push a line of 50 shopping trolleys and park them blindfolded.
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Barry Evans
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Aka,
D.O.B. 3/12/78
Position, Anywhere in backs
Experience, Newcastle Emlyn, West Wales
Type of player, Quality, good example of pro rugby player at peak of fitness.
Speciality, Not sure yet but see a lot of competition with Burke at the hair stakes.
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Nathan Raffour
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Richard Franks
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Dean Russell
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Aka: Rod
D.O.B 12/09/82,
Position: 2nd row, flanker, number 8ish,
Experience: Wasps youth,
Type of player: Loves running at 24st props (and sitting them down),
Speciality: Side-Stepping into danger
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Rhys Manford
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Aka, Mike Phillips, Winnie the Pooh (as he bags all the honey)
DOB : 16/12/86
Position : Scrum Half
Experience: School boy rugby at Barry Boys
Type of PLayer: Big and abrasive likes to run at mean forwards!!!
Speciality: He hasn't shown us any special talents!! YET !!!!
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